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Finally. The winner of the contest to rename "The Balance Sheet." (Drum roll, please…)

The winning entry has been chosen, printed out and placed in an envelope. As a child of four could plainly see, if we had a child of four handy, the envelope has been hermetically sealed and kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch. (If you are too young to understand this reference, keep it to yourself.)

We just hope the punch line lives up to all the anticipation.
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