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This isn’t a joke.

According to reports, a guy walks into a Wal-Mart in Glenwood Springs, Colorado, wearing a ski mask.

Store employees called the cops, concerned that they were going to be held up.

It wasn't a criminal wearing the ski mask, however. At least, not one who has been convicted. (Not yet, anyway.)

It was Michael Jackson.
KC's View:
Supply your own punch line, folks.